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Sunday, June 26, 2011

It's All In The Details, Baby!

It is a blessing in disguise that I will not be able to attend this open house.  
 You may recall that in awkward situations, I get "situational tourettes".
 
Well, the same thing happens when I visit these kind of open houses.  I become so overjoyed to see such a beautiful old house renovatation that I start blurting out classy things like:
"Are you freaking kidding me with that wowzadoodle sink?"
"Get a lookiloo at that hardwood!"
And, then my words start to run together in one long, hillbilly sentence.
"LookithereattheglassknobsandetchedglassholybucketsIgottahavethishereplace!"
So, here is a much better description from the selling agent:
"-This elegant Victorian style home is being restored to its original beauty! This one-of-a-kind home was built in 1895 and still retains the character and charm of that era. Features includes a grand two-story foyer, coffered ceilings, a built-in china cabinet and plenty of original hardwood throughout. The home has over 5,219 square feet of finished living space, including a completely renovated gourmet kitchen with beautiful quality finishes that include granite countertops, and a center island."

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