Mature people are not squirrel haters.
My name is Kerry and I hate bunnies...and I especially hate squirrels. I am horrible.
Disney movies are responsible for my self loathing.
With all of their singing birds, helpful squirrels, sweet bunnies, and don't even get me started on Cinderella's pals, the mice!
I have never had birds show up and help me fold laundry.
I have never sang with wilderness animals.
I have never sewn clothes for mice.
And, except for once in college, I have never had a relationship with a frog.
Less than 24 hours after our trip to the pumpkin patch, I discovered some nibbles on my beautiful pumpkins!
|It was time to go on the attack!|
Fresh in my mind from an unfortunate hairspray incident earlier in the day, I knew just what to do.
Let's just say that my pumpkins are shiny and perfectly coiffed!
You might remember that to win the battle of the bunnies, I had to use "Liquid Fence", also known as "how to stink up your yard and make your neighbors
The image of me hairspraying all of my pumpkins, with a maniacal laugh, must have been an odd sight, but at least hairspray doesn't fire up their gag reflex!
|My new BFF!|
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