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Sunday, March 18, 2012

Hardware Store Dance Off!

Three of my favorite HAWT bloggers and I decided (there may or may not have been coercion) to dance it up on our blogs. 
While we all blog about different topics, we all enjoy adding a little groove-thaaang to our niche's. 
This here is a house blog, so I took my dance moves to the hardware store. Enjoy.




Check out my fellow dancing bloggers:


Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva

Angela Shelton

The Bearded Iris

(Click here to see the "Unfortunate House-sitting Incident")


The "Good Sports" award goes to Do It Best Hardware! Thank you!


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97 comments:

  1. I seriously love you! It's probably a good thing we're not neighbors! Fabulous video!

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    1. Angela is already plotting round two!

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  2. You just killed it. You are all kinds of hawt and classy. That was fantabulous!

    Paula
    Thriftymommastips
    @inkscrblr

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  3. HAHAHA I adore you. Let's do this again. But who's the good girl? Huh??? http://angelashelton.com/dance-dare

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    1. Who is your mama??? "Good girl"? psshhh...

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  4. hahaha you have GOT to send this in to Ellen for her dance dare thing.

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    1. I just happen to be working on a mix for Ellen's dance dare...

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  5. Nice dance moves!

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  6. The Mental Health people are in on this? hahahahah Hawt. I swear that was you in Bridesmaids. I want to come live with you soooo bad. Actually, I'll ease into it with some mild stalking and lurking, then work up to video extra.

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    1. Get your groove on for the next one. Yes, there will be a "next one!"

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  7. Lord have mercy Kerry! That was absolutely hysterical and totally HAWT!! I've been visiting the other gals and spending a shameful amount of time just sitting here and cracking up all morning! :-) Thanks for an awesome start to the day!
    Vanessa

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    1. Get your dance moves ready- you better join the next one!

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  8. You have been linked to Reddit. Everyone register at Reddit and vote Kerry's dance moves "Up" by hitting the "like" button at the top left

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  9. I TOTALLY JUST PEED MYSELF. I'm dying. So damn funny!!! When you were dancing behind that hardware store lady? I snorted. Honest to God. You are a friggin' riot. Thanks for initiating this challenge, Kerry. I never even dreamed of dancing in public. You are so funny and brave!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE you.

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    1. LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU! I loved that your family got in on the action. My mister just shakes his head and walks away.

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  10. I worked in my dads hardware store for many many years and I can tell you my family would have joined you in the shenanigans had you turned up wanting to do a dance vlog. I am totally sharing this with my family. Who knows you may have started something HUGE. Your dance moves rock by the way :D

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    1. Debbie- that is awesome. George, the store owner, was such a great sport!

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  11. I just snorted. Really loud.
    I work part time at a hardware store and now I can never work there again without thinking about this awesomeness!

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    1. I'm a total snorter...the laugh kind, not the druggie kind.
      Thanks, Kerstin!

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  12. Sweet moves. But will you ever be allowed to buy paint again?

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    1. A restraining order might be in place...

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  13. Fucking Awesome! Sorry, I just had to cuss! The video was so awesome it made me do it.

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  14. found it! I didn't thing to scroll down. Silly me. I bet you have soooo much fun with your kiddos in the classroom. Dancing with my Kindergarteners was always to favorite part of my day...and I may or may not have sung certain Days of the Week songs at the top of my lungs into a face microphone.

    Sharon @ mrs. hines class

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  15. my word..lots of typos...*think (not thing) and *the (not to) ;)
    I'm still a teacher at heart...have to correct my spelling.

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  16. OHMY! Loved the dancing behind folks unbeknownst to them. I don't know you yet, Iris just suggested I take a peek...must say the look of you is so reserved this is quite funny. Noone would be surprised if I busted out. Might need to link up.

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    1. HA! I am in love with Iris! Thank you so much, Heather!
      Get your dance moves ready, I think we are doing another one next month!

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  17. Grab your nut and lets go..... BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh lady - I need to get on this crazy train ;) xoxo

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    1. Come on, ride the train! We had so much fun- we are going to do another one next month! Get your groove thang on!

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  18. Oh my Lord! When you told the fireman to grab his nut I seriously spewed coffee!! Keri, you are killing me girl...K.I.L.L.I.N.G me!!! WE have so got to plan somethin' crazy for Haven! ;)

    Heather

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    1. The fireman was the icing on the cake for me. He came in and I heard my friend say "Oh, nooooo." I was actually going to dance behind him but he turned around.
      WATCH OUT, HAVEN! I am so excited- my first bloggy conference!

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  19. Kerry, you are a funny, funny gal. Loved your pre-video and then the dancing came and I about lost it. "take your nut and let's go" really did it for me! Thank you so much for making me laugh!!

    Kristine

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    1. That poor firefighter didn't know what hit him!
      Thank you, Kristine!

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  20. Oh, man. You are such a hoot and those moves are smokin'!

    Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

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  21. I just discovered your blog. Thanks for making me laugh out loud. My 10 year old watched with me, and I told her I was going to the hardware store to do the same thing:-) I'm your newest follower.

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    1. My 10 year old kept asking "Weren't you embarrassed???"
      I love "Daffodil Hill"!

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    1. Get ready to shake your money maker, G.

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  23. Uma Thurman's got nothing on you. Seriously. I am now trying to figure out which establishment in Columbus would allow me to dance around their employees and harass customers in the name of blogging...in the name of F-U-N (and hawtness of course).

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    1. Uma Schpuma! Thank you so much, Kimberly! Get your moves ready- round 2 is en route!

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  24. Oh Kerry....what to say about this?? You are one of a kind! I can't wait to show Terry when he gets home!!!

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    1. Get your food blog groove on because we are planning another dance off- all bloggers welcome!

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  25. Nice witchy eyes there, Lady! I loved this the first time I watched, and I love it now. Excellent use of the browsing casually technique.

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    1. I have skill, Kristin.
      Thanks for popping by!

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  26. Oh my goodness! That is some funny shizzle. In public no less. And while I enjoyed your repeated pulp fiction move, the spank was the best. How did those gals keep straight faces?? Ellen

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    1. Oh, I've got shizzle alright. My friend didn't know what was going on but I had warned the employee to not get distracted during the interview by my hotness. She was the highlight of my day.

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  27. OMG! My computer keeps freezing, I'm only getting a few seconds at a time. The suspense is killing me, HILARIOUS

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    1. It ain't pretty- especially on a frozen computer screen.

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  28. Quite possibly one of the FUNNIEST people on the planet. Dude!

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    1. Thanks, Jen! I believe you are getting your groove on for the next one?

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  29. This was such a fun idea. I had so much fun watching all of the dancing videos. So glad you chose to share some lighthearted fun with us Show & Tell.

    sharon @ mrs. hines class

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  30. Just discovered you, and will be back. You are absolutely hilarious. Still laughing (and everyone is trying to sleep! Shh!)

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    1. Thanks, Aubrey! Now, get them there babies back to sleep!

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  31. You are hysterical—I burst out laughing!

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  32. FAB-U-LOUS! I had so much fun here today! Thank you!

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  33. "Take your nut and let's go."

    Annnnd... I'm dead.

    (And now I finally understand what your tweet to me was all about last night. Um, no... I don't have ridonkulous dance moves.) ;)

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    1. So...does this mean that you are on for the next one???

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  34. Kerry,
    You need your own show, I swear you have the best sense of humor! Thanks for cracking me up today! Have a great weekend!
    -Shelley

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    1. You could come on the show and we could do funny pet tricks with George and Rosie! They could get married on the air...

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  35. I am laughing sooooo hard!!! LOVE, LOVE, LOVE how you shimmied behind the red headed lady. That was so hilarious. So glad you linked up with #findingthefunny!

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  36. I got moves, Kelley. We are planning another hawt blogger dance off- want to shake your money maker?
    Thanks for hosting!

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  37. You can always put a smile on my face... Love your dance moves girl! Can't wait to see the next one. Have a great weekend.

    Jeanna

    dramaqueenseams.com

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    1. Thank you, Jeanna! I am always so grateful to see your sweet face and kind comments!

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  38. Found your blog from Show and Tell Sat and LOVE IT. Did not have to think twice to decide to follow you. Love your moves, girl!

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    1. Dear Helen Hartman,
      YAY! Thank you so much for appreciating hawt dance moves!

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  39. OH my goodness- that video is hilarious! Pretty sure, Ellen needs to have you on. Every video you do is spot on! LOVE!!!

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    1. Thank you, Melissa! I LOVE ELLEN! I am a teacher, so I am rarely home in time to see her but she makes me giggle...and DANCE!

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  40. Oh my gosh, I LOVED THIS! I laughed until I cried.

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    1. Well, get a box of tissues! We are going to do a dance off once a month as a summer series! Stay tuned!

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  41. I found you at Finding the Funny and I have no idea who you are, but I think I might have to start following you RIGHT NOW. THis is absolutely hysterical.

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    1. Thank you so much! Stay tuned because we are going to start a summer dance off series! Want to join in?

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  42. Ms. Angela Shelton sent me your way. I'm the Dancing B*a*g (beleive act go) Lady. I totally need to join the fun. haha. Great Stuff. Thanks.

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    1. Well, get your fanny shaking and join us!

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  43. Sarah @SarahGunnStyleMarch 26, 2012 at 9:53 AM

    I think you need to take this act on the road and come to Toronto. Just imagine the trouble we could get into!! Love this so much!

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    1. Sarah! You need to join our summer series, Bloggers Dance Off!

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  44. We loved having you at "Strut Your Stuff Saturday." We hope to see you again soon! -The Sisters

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    1. "Dance" my stuff, you mean?
      Thank you for hosting!

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  45. I just found you and this is hilarious. Are you ready for "Dancing with Stars"? I should totally do this...except I hate to show pix of myself...rather fattish...oldish...homlish. Hmmm....I was going to say since my kids are gone I wouldn't embarass them...but they may read my blog ...hmmm...maybe I can put a bag over my head ... incognito....no...I'd probably get hurt. Hey I can just claim senility....I love it. Irreverence...I love sass, comedy and irreverence. becky@reinventingtheordinary.com

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    1. Thank you, Becky! I live to embarrass my kiddos!
      Get your groove on and join the dance par-taaay!

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  46. You are just all kinds of HAWT. It must be because you're such a professional and all. I can't believe that red haired sales lady kept a straight face, I would have been on the floor. I half expected that fireman to rip off his shirt and start dancing with you. Genius.

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    1. BWAHAHAHA! I half expected the fireman to call for backup!
      Thanks, Paul!

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  47. What the frick, that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. HAHA. AMAZING.

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    1. Miranda! Thank you for sharing the dance love! Bring your moves in July!

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