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Monday, April 23, 2012

My Guest Blogging Freakout!

Remember my GUEST BLOGGING FREAKOUT? Head over to The Shabby Creek Cottage today to see my post...


Here is a peek at my little freakout about guest blogging for my BFF, The Shabby Creek Cottage's Gina Luker.


Why, yes. I do blog in my powder room. 

Link Par-taay at:
http://yeahwrite.me/54-open/
http://cedarhillranch.blogspot.com/
http://www.sixsistersstuff.com/
http://www.bedifferentactnormal.com/
http://funkyjunkinteriors.blogspot.com/
http://tatertotsandjello.com/
http://too-much-time.com/
http://www.fingerprintsonthefridge.com/
http://www.addicted2decorating.com/
http://www.serenitynowblog.com/
http://whipperberry.com/
http://chiconashoestringdecorating.blogspot.com/
http://www.504main.com/
http://www.atthepicketfence.com/
http://thesepeastastefunny.blogspot.com/
http://www.the36thavenue.com/
http://www.houseofhepworths.com/
http://www.notjustahousewife.net/
http://somedaycrafts.blogspot.com/
http://www.uncommondesignsonline.com/
http://savvysouthernstyle.blogspot.com/
http://myuncommonsliceofsuburbia.com/
http://howtonestforless.com/
http://everything-underthemoon.blogspot.com/
http://www.askannamoseley.com/
http://youaretalkingtoomuch.blogspot.com/
http://www.the-mommyhood-chronicles.com/
http://www.iheartnaptime.net/
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  1. Once again you crack me up.

    You will have a fine guest blog and I can't wait to see it.

    Hahaha. FREAK OUT!!!!!!!!! Shut the front door!

    Always so danged funny.

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  2. I've been singing "I FREAK OUT" to the tune of "I WORK OUT" for a week now...my family is concerned.
    Thanks, Michele!

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  3. Oh sugar plum monkey butt, you will be just fine. Talk about houses and stuff...

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    1. I wish I had said "sugar plum monkey butt" instead of "shit monkey"...

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  4. You are too hilarious! This is why I big puffy red heart you :)

    SHUT THE BARN DOOR! You'll be fabulous!!!

    Lots 'o love,
    G

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    1. Whew. I was afraid you would be filling out a restraining order by now.

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  5. Haha- I love the freak out! I have to call the pastors- lol!!! You are so funny- you always crack me up!!! You are always funny so I know the guest post will be awesome! Kittens are soft-lol:)

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    1. Thank you, Melissa! Kittens ARE soft...just not funny.

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  6. Pooping in to say hi :) kidding! Loved your blogging tips post and this video is hilarious!

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  7. Are you KIDDING ME? FREAKING OUT?!! Why?! Do yo thing hot stuff. You will be fab. And I will still read it even though I still don't care about houses. I kinda like House Stalkin'. lol!! ((this is Farrah btw)

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    1. Between changing blog layouts and guest blogging, I can't find enough vodka.
      Thanks, Farrah.

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  8. Good luck Kerry {although you won't need it} & congrats. I'm so impressed with people who can not only run their own blog, but also come up with hotness for other people's blogs too! I'm off to find out what my kindergarten teacher's name was & IF she's still alive!

    Warmly, Michelle

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  9. hahahahaha!! FA REAK OUT??? Nahh!!! Your "YOU" is the best part about you Kerry!!!! Can't wait to see your new role in the bloggy land! Love ya girl!

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    1. GAH!! And I totally forgot to say

      I LOVE THE NEW LOOK!!!!!

      It's awesome!! :)

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    2. Thank you, Kristy! I am so excited for Haven - is it too soon to pack?

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  10. You got this girl! Are you a lovey dovey fun drunk? If so, have a shot of vodka right before you write your post...to loosen up ....and then just write from the heart. No one will be the wiser. Unless you let another shit monkey slip out. That was enjoyable. As you always are.

    Sharon @ mrs. hines class

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    1. Oh, yes. Vodka makes me happy. I am a lightweight, so one shot should do! I actually already sent the post. Now, I am waiting for the "WTH is this????????" response.
      Thank you, Sharon!

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  11. I can't wait! I know whatever you did will be FANTABULOUS!!! And, yes, that is a word....I made it up! XO, Pinky

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  12. Love the last screen! That will get you through it for sure.

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  14. I know that pressure to be funny, but I cave to it. You rose to the occasion.
    And..I love your accent. Good job editing! Happy Vlogging!

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    1. My editing is similar to a drunken girls gone wild...oops.
      Thanks, Jendi!

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  15. Hilarious ... My first time here and wondering why?

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    1. Oh, Rene! I hope you mean "why haven't I been here before?" and not "Why am I here?"
      Thank you so much for popping by!

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  16. "I panic and then I say things like, 'zat your dawg?'"

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    1. HEY! That sounds familiar! I have all kinds of awkward moment "go to" statements!

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  17. This is hilarious!! Please share it at Cowgirl Up at Cedar Hill Ranch, since I want to feature it on the ranch's FB page. This week's party is still open or the next one starts Monday night at 9 pm. Too funny!!!

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  18. How about a tutorial on how to make your own vodka? That way we'll never run out!

    And let me tell you, I need a giant vat of vodka what with Dorothy and her giant tree branch landed on my husband's convertible. Looking like the insurance co. may just "total" that sucker. So happy we got to enjoy it for 2 1/2 car payments ...

    :)

    Linda

    And thanks for the laugh. You are hysterical ...

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    1. LINDA! Are you the one who "accidentally" destroyed this convertible????
      AND, I always have my handy "We go together like drunk and disorderly" flask with me!

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  19. I love your powder room posts...you crack me up every time!! Keep it comin' girlfriend!!! And, you're gonna be a great guest!

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    1. Thanks, Janis! Maybe you should make a powder room post...we'll start a trend?

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  20. Kerry, you're a nut! I even had my sixteen year old niece laughing at you in your pink sparkly outfit and tiara the other night. She loved you! Good luck with your guesting, I am sure you will crack them up with whatever you do. Have a great week.

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    1. Your niece can borrow my pink sparkly anytime! Thank you so much, Roberta!

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  21. Can I tell you how much I appreciate seeing a blog with humor and talk of vodka and shit monkeys!! I thought I was the only one who gets a little loose sometimes! And I really wish I had thought of the little blurb underneath your picture...only with my name, of course! Totally dig it! I'm off to explore your blog!

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    1. Hi, Jean! Thank you so much! You can always count on me for humor, shit monkey and vodka talk!
      Welcome!

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  22. Kerry... reading your posts are always a great start to my day! Thanks for keeping me entertained!

    Take care,

    Trish

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  24. This is my first time here from Yeah Write. HI-LAR-IOUS! I loved your vlog. Bottoms up! :P

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  25. I find guest posting very stressful - I don't blame you for freaking out!

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    1. Gina was so awesome and kind and wonderful and ...well, I just loved her. So- that made it even harder. I reeeeeally wanted to not make her curse the day I was born.
      Thanks, Kristin!

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  26. What I want to know is why is your potty called a Powder Room and mine's just a plain old toilet?

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    1. "Toilet" is just an ugly word. Stop using it...now. "Powder Room" sounds so much nicer.

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  27. It is all about delivery anyway. I laughed the hardest at "kittens are soft."
    This was kinda like The Blair Witch Project except it's the HouseTalkN Edition because it's about blogging, houses, and friendship. Oh and you didn't have snot running down your face. Oh and it was in a pretty powder room. Wait, what was my point? Ellen

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    1. I am the Blair Witch of blogging??? Let's do a duel vlog from respective powder rooms?

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  28. OK Sista wife..are you sure you're not "flippin' your wiig?" All I could think watching you was she is Kristen Wiig if Kristen Wiig was an elementary school principal with a very slight southern accent.

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    1. This is the first EVER "you remind me of..." that doesn't make me want to jump off the roof. I LOVE KRISTEN WIIG and want to be her sister wife.
      Thanks, Mama!

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  29. Your freak outs look remarkably like my freak outs, except I've never been brave enough to film one of mine! Very funny!

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    1. I don't know if "brave" is the right word!
      Thank you, Robyn!

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  30. Oh Kerry, Kerry, Kerry! Shut the front door! Girl you got more problems than a math book.

    Bwahahahahaha!

    I love your nutty vlogs.
    Paula

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    1. Thank you, Paula! I got all kinds of "nutty" going on!

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  31. Kerry you are too funny. Husband keeps looking at me suspiciously, wondering why I'm laughing so hard that sound doesn't even come out. I told him I'm watching bathroom porn. Poor husband, he's so confused.

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    1. My hubs just walks away shaking his head!
      Thanks, Delilah!

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  32. Kittens are soft - HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

    You're hilarious.

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    1. And, lights ARE pretty.
      Hope you are feeling well and enjoying your final pregger days!

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  33. Oh. My. God. You are so freaking hysterical!! I giggled through your whole video. Thank you for sharing that. I think I might have peed on myself a little...

    So, I guess people think I'm funny too b/c I get the same thing. Someone will make a big deal about me being funny and I just totally freeze up! But I do have one joke that is my "crap, I need to say something funny" comment. I'll just be self-deprecating about how "I'm not as funny in real life and I only say something funny like one in 10 times. I just blab so much that eventually something funny comes out of my mouth." This comment gets a laugh every time with people saying something about how I was just funny, and then I'll say, "see, that was my one funny comment. Now you have to wait through at least 10 stupid ones before another zinger comes out of my mouth."... which usually gets another laugh. lol

    Anyway, I know Gina is so much cooler than me, but please know you are welcome to guest post on my site if you'd like as well (this is an official invite). If you want to just email me and we'll set it up. xoxo

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    1. Holy buckets, Allison! I would be over the moon to guest post for you! I was just thinking that I needed something new to obsess over!
      AND, I am so writing your go-to quote on the back of my hand- that is the perfect response.
      Thank you so much for popping by!

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  34. Ha! "I gotta call me friends, my neighbors, my pastors." Love it!
    I can't be funny on demand either.

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    1. Funny on demand never works out for me! It always ends in embarrassing or inappropriate comments.
      Thank you for popping by!

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  36. Stopping to let you know that this post was featured on this week's Tickled Pink link party! :) Thanks for linking up!!

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  37. Wowwowwowwoweee! Thank you, Katy!

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  38. "Kittens are soft." still has me laughing out loud. (Thanks for the chuckle!)

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    1. Miss Charming I am not! I need your class!

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  39. Wow Kerry! I never realized what a strong southern accent you had! Don't you live somewhere up in the frozen tundra north?? Being a dislocated - I mean, relocated Texan - my ears always perk up when I hear a twang!

    You'll be awesome! Can't wait to see what you come up with!

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    1. Thank you, Jaye! This is actually an oldie. I hit a rut and ran an old post! Don't tell anyone, k?

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  40. Hello There,
    I just wanted to see if you were currently interested in additional guest bloggers for your blog site.
    I see that you've accepted some guest posters in the past - are there any specific guidelines you need me to follow while making submissions?
    If you're open to submissions, whom would I need to send them to?
    I'm eager to send some contributions to your blog and think that I can cover some interesting topics.
    Thanks for your time,
    Tess

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