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Thursday, July 19, 2012

HouseTalkN Gets An Intern!

I have been go, go, goin' this summer. 
I wake up in the night, mind racing. 
"What did I forget?"
"Who did I forget?" 
"Did I fill out and turn in the fill in the blank."
"Did I switch the laundry?"
"What is that smell?"
"We need new windows."
It goes on and on.
Well, last week, I sat bolt upright with the answer to my prayers!
I NEED A WIFE BLOG INTERN! 
Here is a lookiloo at my interview with HouseTalkN intern hopeful, Emma.




What say you? Is she hired?

Link Par-tayy at:

http://thesepeastastefunny.blogspot.com/
http://www.natashainoz.com/
/http://www.livelaughrowe.com/
http://www.the36thavenue.com/
http://www.houseofhepworths.com/
http://www.snaptheconference.com/
http://somedaycrafts.blogspot.com/
http://savvysouthernstyle.blogspot.com/
http://mylifeandkids.com/
http://yeahwrite.me/67-open-hangout/
http://www.homestoriesatoz.com/
http://www.notjustahousewife.net/
http://youaretalkingtoomuch.blogspot.com/
http://www.iheartnaptime.net/
http://www.the-mommyhood-chronicles.com/
http://too-much-time.com/
http://sixsistersstuff.com/
http://tatertotsandjello.com/
http://www.serenitynowblog.com/
http://chiconashoestringdecorating.blogspot.com/
http://www.504main.com/
http://www.atthepicketfence.com/ read to be read at yeahwrite.me

63 comments:

  1. This is by far the best one you've ever done. I was laughing so hard. "Emma" was truly worried, and your spontaneous one-liners were hilarious! Love it!

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    1. Poor Emma...
      She might need to seek therapy after this!

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    2. She is a keeper...Glad you did NOT read the memo from your HR department about all questions you are not allowed to ask in an interview!

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    3. This is beyond rolling on the floor laughing!!!! I especially love the feet massage!!!! Ok, if you don't hire Emma, I'll hire her!! She would have to move up here to Vancouver, BC and get paid in Cdn $$. I just blew it didn't I??

      You're hilarious!! Have a great weekend!!

      Pam

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    5. Thanks, Pam! I am def keeping Emma for myself! Stay tuned for more Emma shenanigans!

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  2. Have you considered a second career in improv? Second City is a mere 2.5 hours from Chambana...

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    1. Oh, Nicolette! This is just the kind of encouragement that I do not need! I dream of improv fun!
      Thank you!

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    2. Yes, SEcond City Improv!!!

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  3. Your so crazy Ms. Kerry! Thanks for making me laugh. Its a good one!

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    1. I had a blast! Keeping a straight face was a test of mental strength!
      Thank you!

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    2. Your "straight faces" are the whole reason I love watching your videos. I could watch them on mute and still be rolling.

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  4. Oh Em Gee. Speaking as a mom whose little girl has been there as an intern...

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    1. Are you working an interview for your daughter? Call me.

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  5. lol @ the jacket!

    Sigh. I always wanted to be an intern. So jealous of Emma!

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    1. Move HERE and we could do co-interviews!

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  6. Emma is the best! She is hilarious, what a great sport! You, Rossow, for sure belong on SNL!! I do LOVE that jacket!

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    1. Isn't she hilarious? Stay tuned for more Emma shenanigans...oh, wait! You'll be filming them!

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  7. Can you send Emma my way when you are done with her (she quits)?! Love it and her hair is so pretty!

    Take care,

    Trish

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    1. I have known Emma for years- her family goes to our church. A special prayer might be sent up this Sunday.

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    1. Maybe Emma could intern for both of us?

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  9. Hilarious! I loved it. You should do more interviews and show us those too. You make me laugh, keep it up!

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    1. Oh, more Emma shenanigans are on the way! Stay tuned.

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  10. Oh, I didn't mention...The bottle of beer!!! That was the funniest. And yes!!! I did like the FOOT massage!!

    Pam

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    1. A warrant for my arrest might be circulating...can I crash at your Canadian pad when I am on the run?

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  11. Kerry you are truly a comedy talent.. I laughed so hard... and what a great sport that Emma is... I can't wait to see how her "internship" goes... HAHAHA! Keep doing what you're doing... it's the best!!!

    Carri

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  12. Poor Emma. I think you terrified her! You are going to corrupt that sweet girl. Run, Emma, run fast, run far!!

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    1. You know from personal experience how embarrASSing I can be, huh?

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  13. Oh Kerry...you kill me lady! Let me know when you sign your Hollywood contract, because they are comin for you after this on!

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    1. HA! I am so excited about your Better Homes and Freaking Gardens gig! WOOHOO!
      Thanks for always being so supportive, Kim!

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  14. Smart Talkn' Emma... oh Man. Oh Man. This was great- I LOVE your Personality so much Kerry- you seriously are RAD! HAHA I was cracking up over here! Thanks for the perfect side dish to my coffee girl! And Can I just say, Dang it - if we ever cross paths it's gonna be Trouble.. we would be a crazy team!!!!

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    1. Oh, my. Oh, my. OH, MY! We would be big trouble!

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  15. Hi Kerry I just found your blog through the link up at Serenity Now. You are quite funny in this interview with Emma. I'm going to be checking out your blog and following you on Facebook. Have a great weekend.
    Karissa
    www.afreshstartonabudget.com

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    1. Hi, Karissa! So glad to have you! Thanks for popping by!

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  16. Your so talented and the intern gig is hysterical! I am glad I found you.

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    1. HA! Thank you, Sue! I'm glad you found me, too! I've been so lost!

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  17. I've been saying I need a 'wife' for years.... is she available for breezeway work?

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    1. I'm sure she would welcome any gig that get's her out of here!
      Now...about that breezeway!

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  18. TOO FUNNY! I am so jealous too--I want an intern! :)

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    1. Well, Meredith. Move here and I'll hire Emma out!

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  19. This is so funny I should come up with a new acronym for it. Like something better than ROFL. More like TISFFTILSHAPALAMAIAW (this is so fucking funny that I'm laughing so hard and people are looking at me an I'm at work).

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    1. I finally had a funny to share at your place! TISFFTILAHAPALAMAIAW!

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  21. I just blew Diet Coke through my nose! Hilarious!

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    1. Ouch! Diet Coke out the nose is never good!
      Thanks, Jennifer!

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  22. Will you be loaning her out to blogger friends who need massages, too?

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    1. Only to my close, personal friends. I need to keep her close for all of my own bloggy needs!
      Thanks, Duuuuuuude!

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  23. I need a weekly video like this all the time. Even my hubby watched it and laughed. And if he will watch stuff I want to show him of the internet, that's saying something.

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    1. HA! My husband watches my videos like he's watching Nightmare On Elm Street!
      Thanks, Emily!

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  24. LOL the jacket. The intern gig is HYSTERICAL!!! You can seriously be a comedian! You make me laugh each week! Thank you for that. I just got back from vacation and I needed this badly!!

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    1. I'm here to serve, Melissa! Emma was such a good sport, huh?

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    1. Thanks, Kimberly! I promise to break from the funny for your Wednesday Woman SOON!

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  26. Hehehe, you guys had fun! I think the two of you have good chemistry:)

    Hopping by and following your lovely blog (FB, Twitter, and Pinterest).

    The Quiet Mom blogging @ Spaghetti with Meatballs Recipe

    Also, don't miss our Custom Blog or Social Network Button Giveaway

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  27. Thanks so much for linking up to Say G’Day Saturday! I just shared this post on my Facebook page so everyone can watch this and brighten up their day. You are such a good vlogger!

    This week’s party has just started so I hope you can join in again!

    Best wishes,
    Natasha in Oz

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  28. Hilarious!! When I decide to hire an intern, I'll let you do the interviewing for me. Sounds like Emma is a great sport! LOL.

    -Erin @ DIY On the Cheap

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    1. Emma is so funny! She was such a good sport!
      Thanks, Erin!

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  29. LOL Kerry!!! Needed a laugh today and knew you wouldn't fail me! I Hope Emma is recovering LOL!

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