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Friday, May 9, 2014

Funny Stuff Mom Says...

Happy Mother's Day…

 "Funny Shit Stuff Mom Says!"




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  1. BLESS HER HEAARRRTTT!!!!

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    1. My poor, long suffering mother has daughters that live for this stuff!
      Thanks, Marianne!

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  2. I nearly peed my pants I laughed so hard....ok... I may have dribbled a bit! I love this!

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    1. HAHAHA! My sisters and I get so cracked up, we almost wet our pants laughing!

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  3. Very funny Kerry, "the Scooby Doo effect!" hahaha

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    1. Scooby Dooby Doooooo!
      Thanks for popping by, Pam!

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    1. PENDY! My mom cracks us up on a regular basis!

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  5. Thank you for visiting my blog, please visit again! Mom's are wonderful people and can be very insightful in a very funny way. Mine makes me laugh quite often.------ Shannon

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    1. Thank you, Shannon! My mom is queen of funny and she doesn't even know it!

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  6. Is there something I'm missing? I keep clicking to this link but it's empty.... I want to see the funny shit your mom says.

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    1. Oh, my goodness! POOF! The video disappeared! Thank you so much for letting me know! Give it a giggle, now!

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  7. Your children will have endless stories to tell...

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  8. For the love of everything sacred!!! Crack me up!! Don't forget "Magic Mark?!" or was it "Magic Bob?" love you Berniece!!!

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  9. BWAHAHAHA! My poor mother has been suffering our sense of humor for years, right?!?
    Thanks, Lori- great to see you here!

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  10. Oh my goodness this is too funny! I hope you will make this a regular series.

    -Erin @ DIY On the Cheap

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    1. Erin- I could share these kind of stories everyday, all day and never run out! After I ran this, my sisters called and said, "What about the time..." and "Remember the time..."
      I laughed so hard, my youngest said "She must be talking to her sisters!"
      Thanks, Erin!

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  11. How on earth did you keep a straight face while recording this?????

    My mother (also a Southerner, bless her heart) had heard some joke somewhere about edible underwear and demanded to know whether they really make such a thing, and what it could possibly ever be good for. "Why would someone EVER let ANYONE put their mouth there??"

    Also, when we were in Italy, she turned on the TV and saw some movie scene where a woman was ... having special time with herself, as it were. "Kathleen, I don't understand. She's BY HERSELF!"

    Sigh.

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    1. Bless her heart! I laughed so hard that I had to read your comment to my friends!
      Thanks for the chuckle, Kathleen!

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  12. Definitely worth coming back and checking if the video was back up. Hysterical. I'm sure 3somes are hard. My mother raised a 3some but no one ever got jacked off.

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    1. Girl, you funny! Thanks, again for letting me know!

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  13. Oh my gawd - I LOVE your vlogs. It just doesn't get any better than that! Her son-in-law was already pulling out of the driveway - hilarious!!!

    You were one of the most-clicked links at last week's #findingthefunny. We're featuring you on Wednesday, and I pinned this. Thanks for linking up!

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    1. Woohoo! Thank YOU for hosting the best par-taaay in town!
      I wish you lived here so we could play in the "moffice"...oh, the vlogs we could whip up!

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  14. Oh my gosh, this was so cute. Your mom and my mom should get together and explain some shit to each other, because it would be funny. "Threesomes are hard" is so hysterical. Just pinned this.

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    1. Oh, Jen! Our moms could work themselves into a total tizzy over their raunchy daughters!
      Thank you for popping by and for the pin love!

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  15. We were enjoying these stories with your Mom yesterday on our trip to the boys basketball games! We have many of these for my Mom also!!

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    1. We should start a "Stuff My Mom Says"...support group!
      Thanks, Alicia!

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  16. This is so stinkin' funny. We should definitely send all of our moms to a class. =) I'd love to be a fly on that wall.

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    1. My mom could def benefit from a class! Will you teach it?

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  17. Kerry, I was DYING. You must repost this on Mother's Day. It is perfect. I want to have a glass of wine with your mama...and you, of course.

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    1. You always remind me of one of my sisters! We would have so much fun laughing at what comes out of my mother's mouth! Thanks, Bethany!

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  18. "They will jack you off" and tires squealing. Hilarious.

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    1. My mother doesn't mean to, but she keeps us in stitches! Thanks, Wendy!

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