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Thursday, February 6, 2014

"How To Be The Perfect Mother"

*I am running this oldie but goodie today because I've been beaten down by thinking about parenting. Parenting is not for wussies and I'm talking about it In The Powder Room today. Come hold my hand and pat my hair, ok?

Hello, Fans of HouseTalkN! 

My name is Katy Morgan from waaaaay over here at KatyInACorner.com. See that woman with the stringy hair and bags under her eyes who looks like she could use a good shower? See how she's all in the fetal position and screaming, "I just want to pee by myself!" Yeah. That's me. I'm a stay-at-home mom.

And despite my disheveled appearance and my obvious need for medication, I pretty much have this mommy thing pegged. In fact, in a very short 2 1/2 years, I have achieved the honor of a self-proclaimed parenting expert.

The following video is a bit of knowledge I'd like to impart to the world entitled: "How to be a Perfect Mother" - from someone who truly knows.

So, if you ever need to feel better about your own parenting skills, stop in sometime and visit me at KatyInACorner.com. Just please make sure you let me know you're coming. I might need to put on a bra first. 

Love and laughter,

Katy Morgan
PhD in P-O-O
Find me on Facebook at:  www.facebook.com/katyinacorner
Or on Twitter @KatyInACorner


17 comments:

  1. OMG - that is freaking hilarious. How do you gals appear so fabulous and natural and gorgeous on these vlogs. Awesome!

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  2. Hi Terri! I will happily answer your last question! In my case I attribute it to low quality video products. HD is the enemy. Blur those wrinkles right away with low quality video. That's my motto. Well, it is now. I think Kerry's is just plain genetics. Thanks for watching! ~Katy

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    1. HD is the enemy, fo' shizzle! This video cracks me up- I let out such a bark of laughter that I frightened my dog!
      THANK YOU, Katy!

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  3. Just watched Katy's vid - HILARIOUS! Although I'm a grandma (of 4) I still remember those days and now watch my daughters go thru them. Kerry, I barked too, and so did the dog! =o)

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    1. Isn't Katy great? Keepin' it real, huh?
      I bet it is fun being the grandma!
      Thanks, Marianne!

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    2. Y'all are awesome! Marianne, my biggest following right now is mothers of grown children and/or grandmothers. I think this is because those of us still in the diaper trenches find it hard to laugh through the feces. :)

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    3. =o) I think you're right Katy!
      Kerry, it is fun being a grandma, but boy, I wasn't thrilled with the thought the first time! I wasn't old enuf to be a granny - they wear those funny shoes and use a cane or a walker, don't they? ;)

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  4. LOVED IT! Very well done, Katy!!! Look forward to the next "How To"!

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    1. Maybe she could do a "How to be a perfect wife" next? Ha! Head over to Katy's place for more funnies!

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    2. Ooooohhhh...I'm all over that one, Kerry! Great idea!

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  5. I LOVED this vlog! I'm a mom and a grandmom ...took a second tour of duty right before I turned 40, yep, I was feelin BRAVE! I'm going to follow you and laugh my bum off... yep, because I need to be reminded of the FUN in childraising when I want to have a temper tantrum myself. :) great job.

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    1. Wow, you ARE brave! Thanks for popping by!

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  6. More! You are a funny girl! And I mean that in the best possible, "perfect mom" way. Take it from me, because actually, I too am a perfect mom!

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  7. I loved it! Had to share it with my sisters, so they could have a giggle too! Keep the funnies coming, I'm a big fan!

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    1. That sounds so familiar! My sisters and I have a constant stream of funnies that we share!
      Thanks, Angie!

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