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Monday, September 17, 2012

When Public Breastfeeding Goes Too Far...

Just when you thought I couldn't make a bigger ass fool of myself ... VOILA! I deliver.
I have never had anything to say about public breastfeeding until now. I really don't care if and when you breastfeed. I don't care if you are a "whip it out and nurse" or a "must never reveal the sacred areola" kind of gal.
I found out that there is one breastfeeding rule that I can get behind. Do not EVER offer to nurse a colleague.
I am hanging out at In The Powder Room today. Come on over and hear the rest of the story.


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    1. Thanks, Debra! I have skill in this department!

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  2. omg. so messed up on so many levels and yet i am utterly bummed i was not there to witness it. HA!!!! i am one of the pollypocketsized bloggers so far removed from reality and where cool bloggers go to hang out for face time i didn't even know there were conferences.

    great hilarious piece, kerry!

    michele

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    1. Oh, Michele. It was my first blog conference and I already felt so unworthy...Please come next year and keep your hand over my mouth.

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  3. Too f'n funny. Everyone with a breast will enjoy reading that. And just because I probably wouldn't post this on my own blog, I'll post it on yours.... even six well nursed babies later, and down to the last drop, I'm a "must never reveal the sacred aerola" kind of gal.

    And now for all my followers who also read here at HouseTalkN, shuddup!

    ~Bliss~

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    1. HAHAHAHA! I'm going to spread this all over the blogosphere! "BLISSfully Private!"

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  4. How can you be so funny? I want you to be on Saturday Night Live!!

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    1. STACEY! If I could stay up that late, I would breastfeed Oprah for a slot on SNL!

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  5. Kerry, when I first read that line after the conference, I spit my own wine! (Thank goodness it was white!) I thought it was freaking ' hilarious! Even shared it with my daughter when she arrived for dinner a few mins. later. Who cares? Sounded like a "southern " thing, and I love me some southern expressions!!;)

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    1. Marianne! It did come out of my mouth in a Southern accent- does that make it less offensive?
      Hope you had a fun night with your daughter!

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