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Thursday, November 15, 2012

Kindle Fire And Book Giveaway!

Not only am I co-hosting the giveaway of the year, but I also have a secret to share. (Nineteen bloggers are co-hosting which means Nineteen books to give away and one lucky winner scores a Kindle Fire!)
First things first! If you live in The United States, you have a sense of humor and you want a chance to win an autographed copy of Spending The Holidays With People I Want To Punch In The Throat AND a chance to win a Kindle Fire, ENTER NOW!

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Now, for the secret. Jen of People I Want To Punch In The Throat is a total sweetie. She is probably going to punch me in the throat for calling her a sweetie but I'm twice her size and could break her in two. Don't let her bada$$ title fool you, she is one of the most helpful, engaging and supportive bloggers in the blogosphere.
Jen sent each of the hosts of this par-taaay a copy of her book. For three nights in a row, I kept my husband awake by laughing and reading aloud to him. (That's all kinds of sexy!) When he put the kabash to that, I decided to put on my holiday finest, complete with Santa earrings, and share a few of my favorite lines about the Elf On The Shelf phenomenon with you.



This book is hilarious and should be first on your book club's list! Don't take my word for it, click here for more reviews!

20 comments:

  1. Your video is great. I love the accent. Thanks for letting everyone know how sweet I am, now my cover is blown.

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    1. I knew you would gag over the "sweetie" label! Thank you for including us on this wild book tour!

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  2. Your eyes make my belly jiggle like a bowl full of merry jelly.

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    1. BWAHAHAHA! That is a first! My belly is always like a bowl full of jelly!

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  3. Elf on the shelf??? Just more work for us moms if you ask me! Like we don't have enough to do already! I think I'll like her book! I'm a grouch by nature, in case you can't tell!

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    1. I never got the "grouch" vibe from you! That elf crap is enough to put me in grouch mode, though!
      Thanks, Marianne!

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  4. What the hell? Only a few comments? I reckon it is still early. I must say, my life has DRASTICALLY improved since subscribing to your blog. I laugh more, drink more, visit with my bff more...pshaw, it is just seriously enhanced. Anyhoo, thanks for posting this, I will be purchasing said work of comical genius and know I will continue to benefit from your generosity of self(oh, not to forget the exploitation of others;)). Thank you much Kerry!!

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    1. You are my new bff, Erin! Thank you so much for the kind words! It is nice to hear that someone besides my sister is reading!
      We have had over 12,000 entries today! Holy Throat Punch!

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  5. You are making me wish I lived in Chicago. Stop it! ;)

    I want to win ALL the books, the Kindle can go to someone that will use it.

    xoxo michele

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    1. YAY! Did you enter?? I might buy everyone I know a copy of PIWTPITT!
      Thank you, Michele!

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  6. I added this book to my 'to buy for myself because I'm selfish' list. Just in case I don't win. Because I want to keep my husband awake at night too.

    Bliss

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    1. This was just the light, funny read that I needed! You are going to love it!

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  7. Your accent is the best and could you really look any cuter in a Santa hat?

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    1. HA! I don't know what happens, but when I hit "record" I am possessed by my southern granny!
      Thanks, Jessica! How fun has this been?!? Thank you for all of your hard work organizing!

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  8. I love the Santa hat and the SNOWMAN earrings:):) And your accent. Have a great Thanksgiving. Hopefully, I will be thankful that I WON:):):)

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    1. I love PINKY! I am thankful for your cheery and sweet comments!

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  9. Um, you are the cutest damn thing on the Internet! I love your accent and I want you to narrate my life. Deal?

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    1. Let me get my face paint and I'll be right over! I will actually be in your neck of the woods on Thanksgiving!

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  10. Is there another way to keep your husband awake at night? Not that I know of.

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    1. I am still cracking up over your video. How dern cute are you?

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