House TalkN is a fun lookiloo at houses, houses, houses. It will answer pressing questions like, "When folks build a McMansion on a small lot, what are they compensating for?" or "Was the real estate agent drunk when they staged this house?" or "Why don't the Smiths' ever leave their drapes open when I am on a harmless walk-by?"
Eh, close enough. I don't dare spray tan because I'm sure I'd look like a giant Snooki. With better hair of course. {: What was it that Mary Fiore said in The Wedding Planner? 1/2 cup baking soda, 1/4 cup lemon juice, scrub, scrub, scrub... I don't know.
The Wedding Planner is wrong. DEAD WRONG. I went for an airbrush/spray tan two weeks ago-two days prior to a wedding reception I was supposed to attend. I followed all the directions given to me and the next morning I was so dark and goofy looking I almost called my kids off school. Here's a list of items that do not take that shit off: baking soda, lemon juice, salt and lemon juice, Clorox wipes, bathroom cleaner, hydrogen peroxide, sugar scrubs, and comet. Yes, I did try them all. No, I will not need to exfoliate for a while. Needless to say, I did not attend the wedding reception and had to make up a lie because there way no way in hell I was going to tell my friend I had an epic spray tan fail! Mass quantities of wine and/or Captain and Coke did make me feel better and not give a damn though.
Uh oh, you look like Mitt Romney campaigning for Latino votes...http://www.happyplace.com/17973/mitt-romney-magically-becomes-tan-around-latinos-like-political-chameleon
Eh, close enough. I don't dare spray tan because I'm sure I'd look like a giant Snooki. With better hair of course. {: What was it that Mary Fiore said in The Wedding Planner? 1/2 cup baking soda, 1/4 cup lemon juice, scrub, scrub, scrub... I don't know.
ReplyDeleteSnooki!!!!!! You could so pull that off!
DeleteYou have me giggling! So funny! Thanks for linking up with us this week at The More Than Mommies Mixer. Just subscribed! Can't wait to see more.
ReplyDeleteThank YOU for hosting, ladies!
DeleteLove. Love. Love.
ReplyDeleteHawt. Hawt. Hawt.
DeleteThe Wedding Planner is wrong. DEAD WRONG. I went for an airbrush/spray tan two weeks ago-two days prior to a wedding reception I was supposed to attend. I followed all the directions given to me and the next morning I was so dark and goofy looking I almost called my kids off school. Here's a list of items that do not take that shit off: baking soda, lemon juice, salt and lemon juice, Clorox wipes, bathroom cleaner, hydrogen peroxide, sugar scrubs, and comet. Yes, I did try them all. No, I will not need to exfoliate for a while. Needless to say, I did not attend the wedding reception and had to make up a lie because there way no way in hell I was going to tell my friend I had an epic spray tan fail! Mass quantities of wine and/or Captain and Coke did make me feel better and not give a damn though.
ReplyDeleteGina! Oh, no! Sadly, that is hilarious!
DeleteThanks for the giggle! Love your posts!
ReplyDeleteI'm here to serve, Michelle.
DeleteSo funny !!! I am 'laughing out loud' !!
ReplyDelete"Oompa Loompa" comes to mind, huh?
DeleteThanks, Patricia!
I am Irish with very fair skin and all I do is act like a Victorian Upper Crust Society Lady and think of the sun as an enemy.
ReplyDeleteSo then I think being ghostly white is REQUIRED by a lady of society therefore never look, um, Oompaish.
Sorry you had that mishap. It's, um, giggle-snort worthy, though, Kerry!
I got it going on, Michele!
DeleteHA!! Love it! Thanks for the laugh :)
ReplyDeleteThanks, Meredith. I have daily mishaps to keep myself entertained.
DeleteHahahahaha! I think you totally pull it off!
ReplyDelete--Lisa
That picture was a "dose of reality" for me! Thanks for giggling with/at me!
DeleteOh, no! I was already afraid to spray tan....reading about peoples fails clinches it for me, lol!
ReplyDeleteI have seen spray tans that look fantastic...this is what got me into trouble.
DeleteThanks, Christine!
Oh god tell me about it - never like the picture makes it out to be! Worse thing I ever did was stain my hands bright orange oh and the bathroom too!
ReplyDeleteThe oompa loompa hands! I am so familiar!
DeleteI literally laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteSorry for the bad spray tan, but great blog fodder!
That's right! As soon as I saw myself, I thought "I got to share this hawtness on the blog!"
DeleteThanks, Kate!
Uh oh, you look like Mitt Romney campaigning for Latino votes...http://www.happyplace.com/17973/mitt-romney-magically-becomes-tan-around-latinos-like-political-chameleon
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