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Friday, November 9, 2012

Spray Tan...Weekend Funnies



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26 comments:

  1. Eh, close enough. I don't dare spray tan because I'm sure I'd look like a giant Snooki. With better hair of course. {: What was it that Mary Fiore said in The Wedding Planner? 1/2 cup baking soda, 1/4 cup lemon juice, scrub, scrub, scrub... I don't know.

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    1. Snooki!!!!!! You could so pull that off!

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  2. You have me giggling! So funny! Thanks for linking up with us this week at The More Than Mommies Mixer. Just subscribed! Can't wait to see more.

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  3. The Wedding Planner is wrong. DEAD WRONG. I went for an airbrush/spray tan two weeks ago-two days prior to a wedding reception I was supposed to attend. I followed all the directions given to me and the next morning I was so dark and goofy looking I almost called my kids off school. Here's a list of items that do not take that shit off: baking soda, lemon juice, salt and lemon juice, Clorox wipes, bathroom cleaner, hydrogen peroxide, sugar scrubs, and comet. Yes, I did try them all. No, I will not need to exfoliate for a while. Needless to say, I did not attend the wedding reception and had to make up a lie because there way no way in hell I was going to tell my friend I had an epic spray tan fail! Mass quantities of wine and/or Captain and Coke did make me feel better and not give a damn though.

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  4. Thanks for the giggle! Love your posts!

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  5. So funny !!! I am 'laughing out loud' !!

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    1. "Oompa Loompa" comes to mind, huh?
      Thanks, Patricia!

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  6. I am Irish with very fair skin and all I do is act like a Victorian Upper Crust Society Lady and think of the sun as an enemy.

    So then I think being ghostly white is REQUIRED by a lady of society therefore never look, um, Oompaish.

    Sorry you had that mishap. It's, um, giggle-snort worthy, though, Kerry!

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  7. HA!! Love it! Thanks for the laugh :)

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    1. Thanks, Meredith. I have daily mishaps to keep myself entertained.

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  8. Hahahahaha! I think you totally pull it off!
    --Lisa

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    1. That picture was a "dose of reality" for me! Thanks for giggling with/at me!

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  9. Oh, no! I was already afraid to spray tan....reading about peoples fails clinches it for me, lol!

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    1. I have seen spray tans that look fantastic...this is what got me into trouble.
      Thanks, Christine!

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  10. Oh god tell me about it - never like the picture makes it out to be! Worse thing I ever did was stain my hands bright orange oh and the bathroom too!

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    1. The oompa loompa hands! I am so familiar!

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  11. I literally laughed out loud!

    Sorry for the bad spray tan, but great blog fodder!

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    1. That's right! As soon as I saw myself, I thought "I got to share this hawtness on the blog!"
      Thanks, Kate!

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  12. Uh oh, you look like Mitt Romney campaigning for Latino votes...http://www.happyplace.com/17973/mitt-romney-magically-becomes-tan-around-latinos-like-political-chameleon

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