Not this year, dagnabbit.
With the hope of catching a glimpse of some topless Ben Affleck or Bradley Cooper, I watched Argo and Silver Linings Playbook.
I know why Argo won and Silver Linings Playbook didn't. Ben showed a little skin and Bradley went all shy. (Read all about that HERE!)
Here are my top 5 moments from Oscars 2013:
Paige Kellerman whipped up this hilarious meme.1. No one gives the stink-eye like Tommy Lee Jones.
2. Kristen Stewart limped onto the stage with sex hair and "I give zero f**k" attitude.
3. Poor Renee Zellweger lost her eyes. Bless her heart.
4. It's all fun and games until Anne Hathaway pokes an eye out with her...
When the planning committee for Oscars 2014 calls me, I will give them 2 tips.
1. Lose the Jaws "wrap it up" music.
2. Please- for the love of all things holy, let Amy and Tina host.
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