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Monday, February 4, 2013

The Mom Curse and Hillbilly-Speak

Many years ago, my mother placed "The Mom Curse" on me. You know the one. The "I hope you have a child just like you someday!" 
Well, that curse has come to fruition.
I am well equipped with my native tongue of hillbilly-speak to deal with my little spitfire. 
I'm telling all about it In The Powder Room today. Were you a spitfire? Did you birth a spitfire?

Remember the Wine Not video? Guess who highjacked my clip? Yep, my mini-me spitfire.

6 comments:

  1. Great little read. I have myself one of those little spitfires. He just can't seem to keep his mouth closed, to his teachers, to us, and to his coaches. He is a horrible child but he test me every single day. My daughter is pretty close to perfect in the behavior department. You know, one of those who all teachers say she is a joy to have in the classroom. My son is one of those kids who the teachers sit around during their planning periods talking about how annoying he is. He hasn't seen his father in over 5 years, but every day he reminds of him with his attitude. How is that possible? It must be in the genes. I love him with all my heart but pray every day that somehow I will get him to adulthood as a good human being with integrity. BTW, I am a school counselor, that is pretty bad, isn't it? LOL

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    1. Freudian slip there, I meant to say he is NOT a horrible child! HE IS NOT A HORRIBLE CHILD!!!!! omg

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    2. Oh, Nicki! That made me laugh. I totally knew what you meant. That Miss Kitty is a teaser! Gotta keep your eye on her.

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  2. The wine not video was hilarious. Best few minites of my day.

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    1. I had so much fun with the Wine Not video! Aren't those ladies a hoot? Thanks, Debbie!

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