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Thursday, February 21, 2013

Why Silver Linings Playbook Won't Win

Most of the movies I watch look like this:
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When my pals and I heard that there was a love story with Bradley Cooper, we were all:
I mean, come on!
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Am I right or am I right? See how he looks at me??

So...with a sparkle in my eye and a hop in my step, I watched Silver Linings Playbook
Yes, it was perfectly cast. 
Yes, it was a beautiful story.
Yes, it was amazing.
Yes, the acting was superb.
But, I was all:
We got a whole lot of Brad (he likes it when I call him that) in a garbage bag:

Yes, he does make a garbage bag look good. 
BUT! Where is all the:

I should be embarrassed to tell you how long it took me to find one stinkin' topless shot of Brad. It's research, people.
Not only did we see some hawt Jennifer Lawrence shots in the movie but there are endless amounts of sexy Jennifer Lawrence pictures available online. I checked. Again, research.
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Why so shy, Brad? 
If Silver Linings Playbook tanks at the Oscars, you have only yourself to blame. 
I will be here to comfort you. Leave that garbage bag at home, though.

19 comments:

  1. I seriously don't understand why guys work so hard to look that amazing and then wander around with clothes on all the time. Give the people what they want!

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    1. Right? I mean, Joe Manganiello is like a walking public service announcement for hot, I mean, health.

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  2. I can not wait to see this movie! And yes Bradley Cooper is....Yeah. Yum? :) Great post!

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    1. It is a great movie. Just be aware that there is limited eye candy.

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  3. HA HA HA!! Yes, there was definitely not enough shirtless Bradley for my taste!! Where was he during the casting for Magic Mike, I ask you??!! ;)

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    1. Good question. Why is no one asking the real questions?

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  4. You make an EXCELLENT point. I saw the movie, loved it as much as the next person (actually that is a lie. My husband was sitting next to me and he thought it was just "meh") but it certainly didn't get Bradley Cooper any extra time in the ole bedroom think tank, if you know what I'm sayin'.
    (btw - the shot of you making the disgusted face or whatever it is you are doing is brilliant)
    :) m.

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    1. Am I right or am I right?
      Thanks, Michelle!

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  5. I initially didn't want to see this movie because I think the title is dumb. Had no idea it was supposed to be so good. But void of eye candy? Hmm, may reconsider.

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    1. Even without the eye candy, it is an amazing movie. But, come ooooooooon! Give the people what they want!

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  7. Did you know he his fluent in French? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii7LZAxR1I4 I have no idea what he's saying - I just want to kiss his face. ::swoon:: Soooooooo sexy... :)

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    1. Brad can speak to me in any language, any day of the week.

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  8. Garbage bag or not, he's fine. And I thought the movie was awesome! Of course, I used to live in Philly so I totally got the whole Eagle crazy football fan thing. I really hope they all win!

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  9. I hate to break it to you. They did it on purpose. The only way the Oscars was going to take this movie seriously was if B.C. was in a garbage bag. He's the male equivalent of Charlize in Monster.

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    1. So sad but so true. Maybe he'll flash a little skin at the Oscars.

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  11. This was so stinkin' giggle out loud funny. Thank you for giving me what "Silver Linings" covered up with a garbage bag. Damn girl. You do might fine research. Ellen

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    1. I'm a giver, Ellen. Did you see the movie? Despite his shy ways, it was amazing!

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