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Monday, March 11, 2013

I Just Want To Pee Alone

I love the women in my life. You already know that I spend my days with awesomesauce women in The Moffice or streaking through my neighborhood while they take incriminating photos.
You know who else I love? My online peeps. The women that make me belly laugh, the women that make me wish I knew them in real life. 
Jen of People I Want To Punch In The Throat rallied a group of funny mutha writers to bring you a ton of belly laughs in one book. 
If you have ever said, "I just want to pee alone," this is the book for you...and your sister...and your mother...and your gal pals. 

You Can Pee Alone At Amazon: Buy It Here
You Can Pee Alone At itunes: Buy It Here

I am beyond proud to share book space with these women:
People I Want to Punch in the Throat
Insane in the Mom Brain
The Divine Secrets of a Domestic Diva
Baby Sideburns
Rants From MommylandYou Know it Happens at Your House Too
The Underachiever's Guide to Being a Domestic Goddess
My Life and Kids
Bad Parenting Moments
Let Me Start By Saying
Frugalista Blog
Suburban Snapshots
Ninja Mom
Four Plus an Angel
Honest Mom
Binkies and Briefcases
Naps Happen
Kelley's Break Room
Toulouse & Tonic
HouseTalkNHollow Tree Ventures
The Fordeville Diaries
Mom's New Stage
Nurse Mommy Laughs
The Dose of Reality
The Mom of the Year
Life on Peanut Layne
Cloudy, With a Chance of Wine
Confessions of a Cornfed Girl
I Love Them Most When They're Sleeping
Random Handprints
You're My Favorite Today
Funny is Family
My Real Life



  1. What a fantastic idea - congratulations on your collaborative book. I'm sure it's hysterical!

    1. Thank you! I have kept my husband awake for several night in a row. I keep muttering, "Ha. My two vaginas!" or "OMG, did she just say that?"

  2. We are amazing. Is it okay that I say that about us? I say yes, yes it's okay.

    1. I keep saying it to anyone within earshot. I am not annoying at all.

  3. Well, I coulda hung with you, but I'm not really a mom anymore. Unless you count cats.

    1. Once a mom, always a mom. Once a mom, always locking bathroom door. Thanks, Kirbs!

  4. Yay and Congrats! Sooo cool.

    I keep thinking of you and your upcoming trip to Haiti. You'll be fine (that was the best thing someone who had gone before said to me right before I left) and I'm excited for you!

    1. THANK YOU! I am in full on freak out mode! Breathing in, breathing out!

  5. Just read your contribution to I Just Want to Pee Alone! Loved it. It's funny because I too was so self conscious when I was much more fit and firm, now that I haven't worked out in years I feel much more confident. Funny what motherhood does to ya ;-)

    1. I wish I could go back and tell my younger self to get a grip! Thanks, Kelly!

  6. I know I'll HAVE to be on the toilet when I read this one...I can't wait...

    1. Be prepared to pee your pants laughing! Thanks, Lorraine!


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