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Monday, April 29, 2013

I Could Be Gwyneth Paltrow!

When Gwyneth Paltrow landed on People's "Most Beautiful Woman" cover, I cheered! Gwyneth and I have always had a lot in common. 
As I have stalked watched her success, I've often thought, "I could be Gwyneth Paltrow!" Totally.
There are a few differences like weight, careers, Brad Pitt, status, and finances but other than that, we are practically twins!
-I love magazines and Gwyneth is in magazines!
 -I have always wanted a home in the Hamptons and Gwyneth has one!
-Ellen is my imaginary bff and Gwyneth is her IRL pal!
-I have a mother and so does Gwyneth!
 -I love to lounge around in my granny panties jammies and so does Gwyneth!
-Gwyneth and I both love to talk about food!
The next time you see Gwyneth on the red carpet, think of me! (Duh, how could you not?)

18 comments:

  1. You two ARE so alike. With the 1st picture I was trying to figure out what was going on w/ Gwen's neck. I'm like why is her neck 2 different shades. Then I realized you photoshopped your head on & I cracked up.

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  2. You are so funny! From now on I will only think of you when I see Gwyneth!
    -Shelley

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  3. You are perfect. Will only be calling you Gwenyth from now on. Plus, you're pretty than her, so you win :)

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    1. Whew. I thought it might be going to far to change my name! I'll be Gwyneth- what shall I call you?

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  4. The similarities really are endless, but, I'm going to go ahead and bet the track that you are WAY funnier.

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    1. She can't get all the breaks, huh? I'll stick with funny and she can have the red carpet!

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  5. TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH!! I can totally see it now! But I'd rather hang out with you.

    Warmly, MIchelle

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  6. Duh. But you're way funnier. So that makes you better. She can move aside now.

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    1. Funny is the one category I have her whooped! Thanks, Adrieeeeeeenn!

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  7. Twins separated at birth...that's what you are! Those pictures are SO FUNNY!
    I'm trying to be cool...does IRL mean "In Real Life"?

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    1. I just learned the IRL code, so I am trying to be cool, too! Thanks, Miss Kitty!

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  8. It was only a matter of time before we caught her eating Cheetos! Busted!!

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    1. I bet she has Cheetos hidden all over her Hampton house. Maybe Cheetos don't count if you eat them in a Hampton's house?

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