I need new friends. Any takers? I am looking for calm, boring, low energy women that will never lead me astray.
Women that will not blackmail me or take pictures while I streak.
Women that will not tell me a maxi pad as a biore strip is a great idea.
Women that will not make me perform raps about butts.
Women that do not watch TV. Women that will not get me hooked on a show like Mad Men and then make fun of me when I am strung out from staying up all night watching 12 episodes in a row.
I am In The Powder Room today, sharing 5 Reasons "Mad Men" is Bad For Me.