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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

I Need New Friends

I need new friends. Any takers? I am looking for calm, boring, low energy women that will never lead me astray. 
Women that will not blackmail me or take pictures while I streak
Women that will not tell me a maxi pad as a biore strip is a great idea. 

Women that will not make me perform raps about butts.

Women that do not watch TV. Women that will not get me hooked on a show like Mad Men and then make fun of me when I am strung out from staying up all night watching 12 episodes in a row.
I am In The Powder Room today, sharing 5 Reasons "Mad Men" is Bad For Me.
Source: i.models.com via Carlos on Pinterest

22 comments:

  1. Oh you just kill me! You two are showing exactly why girlfriends are the best!

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    1. Honestly, my girlfriends are the bees knees. They are the wind beneath my wings. They...well, you get the picture! Thanks, Stacey!

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  2. Oh. I was going to say that I want to be your friend. But I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be able to live down to the expectations above. Still, our friendship can be one sided, as in I'll just like you from afar and stuff.

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    1. Ha! I might as well give up, dull moments be damned. Thanks, Kristi!

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  3. Alright, that's it. I have to see what all this Mad Men talk is about. Please don't let me get hooked on cigarettes again!!

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    1. I fought the good fight, but I am totally addicted!

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  4. I don't know any friends like that. Sorry. :(

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    1. I guess we are stuck living the cra-cra, huh?

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  5. Can't help you. On another note--what can you tell me about BlogHer. I am thinking...

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    1. I can tell you that I would do a happy dance if you come to BlogHer!???? Although, you are a bad influence on me!

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  6. Well I could help you out on most of these except....MadMen.. Sorry need my weekly fix as well.. LOL

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    1. I am addicted to the clothes! They are so stunning! Thanks, Robyn!

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  7. I can be counted on to recommend things you will not watch, like "Ice Storm." BTW, along those lines, watch "Take Shelter"

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    1. You are not to be trusted in this department.

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  8. I will gladly relieve you of your current girlfriends! I'm a Mad Men addict as well. Truth be told, I'm a Joan and Don addict.

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    1. I'm only on season 3...but should be caught up by the weekend. No sleep for me! Thanks, Funny One!

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  9. Every time I read anything related to you and your girlfriends I immediately think now there's a group of women I can get on board with! They know how to have fun. :)

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    1. We have plenty of room in our mom office, the moffice! Bring it on!

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  10. Oh my gosh Mad Men is total crack. Three episodes in and literally counting the hours down until the kids go to bed so we can get it going ON again.
    Your melanoma video is stinkin hilarious!

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    1. Crack kills, Lisa! Glad to hear that you can't wait to get in on...oh, wait...

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