I have four children. I now have a long list of bizarre phrases that been spoken in our home.
From, "Where do girls keep their penis's?" to "How much would you pay me to stop burping words?"
Often, as words are leaving my mouth, I am shocked that I have to actually say them. Isn't it obvious to everyone that you should not shove chewing gum up your nostril?
On Easter Sunday, as my neighbors were hiding Easter eggs in their yard or strolling by my house on their way to church, they might have heard the screaming from my house.
"THE BRUSH IS IN HIS BUTT! THE BRUSH IS IN HIS BUUUUUUUTT!"
Meet me In The Powder Room today to hear the butt horrors.