Father's Day is coming and that should be a day of celebrating the menfolk. It should not be a "make Kerry feel inferior" day. (It's all about me, right?)
I'm looking at you, Mrs. Overachiever. I love you hard but you can't be making me look bad, ok? If you widdled your fella a yacht from dryer lint, don't be showing it off on facebook. If you rebuilt a porsche from items found in your purse, keep it on the down low. Zip it.
I'm sorry to be braggy, but I know what men really want for Father's Day. Tried and true. Same gift every year. That's right.
If you are looking for the perfect gift for your fella, meet me In The Powder Room today. Unless you are my mother. In that case, please look away.