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Thursday, July 11, 2013

The Fart Whisperer

Six words:
I am not the fart whisperer. 
Please stop sending me fart jokes.
Please stop texting me fart graphics.
Please, for the love of all things holy, stop telling me your fart confessions.
Join me In The Powder Room today. I will explain what happened. I will reiterate that I have been mistaken for someone I am not. 
I am not the fart whisperer. 

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