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Monday, December 9, 2013

When The Tree Falls On Mommy


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  1. Obviously all of the above, right??? hahahahahaha

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  2. You got it. Each of my kiddos checked off each box of unhelpful. Thanks, Debra!

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  3. Sorry I got to go with Deb on this one and say E. All of the above!! Love this!!

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    1. I am clearly raising compassionate children...NOT! Thanks, Kathy!

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  4. If I know kids, they uttered every single one through laugh-tears.

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    1. All but one laughed. She was horrified by my exposed crack. Crack kills, yo'.

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  5. I asked my 4yo. He said, "I would scream. And if the Yoda ornament broke, I would cry."

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  6. I would totally cry, too! Thanks, Jenn!

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    1. No one "meh-d" over my plumber's butt! Count yourself lucky!

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  8. I didn't ask them, but then again, I don't need to because this is exactly what would happen in my house:
    The Minion (12): Good job, Mom. You broke the tree. Again. I hope you're proud of yourself.
    Lego Man (10): Are you okay? Mom? Should we call 911?
    Stinkerbell (4): Who's going to buy me presents now that Mommy's dead?! I NEED that floaty fairy thing! She flies with your hand!

    My kids rock. Obviously...

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    1. My kids are 14,12, 10 and 8. They would get along just fine with yours...and rule the world, one wiseCRACK at a time!

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    1. You love me. You get me. You would save me from the tree. You wouldn't laugh at my crack.

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  10. Did anyone get the tree off of Mama or did you just have them slide your laptop under there? Ellen

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    1. I had to wrestle the tree on my own. Kids were too busy averting their eyes from my plumber's butt.

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