With my 5,492 holiday Amazon orders, this little gem was included.
When I explained to Amazon that I had not ordered the Dazzle Stick, they told me to keep it. I was so excited to try out my free Dazzle Stick mix up.
I couldn't wait to show off my new lip gloss to make-up guru at Frugalista Blog! "Lip glass is fancy," she said. "Lip gloss is the icing on the cake," she said.
If a little is good, a lot must be better. I loaded up my smackers with the Dazzle Stick.
Wait...this doesn't look right.
Wait...this doesn't feel right.
Maybe this is what a limp plumper is? Are my lips supposed to be tingling? Is the gloss supposed to look like toothpaste remnants?
Maybe I did it wrong.
As usual, I read the instructions after the fact.
Apparently, the Dazzle Stick is for DIAMONDS! It says so right there...in big letters for all to see.
I had slathered my lips in diamond cleaner.
Meet me In The Powder Room today and share your make-up fiascos. In the mean time, I am breaking up with make-up.