Are you livin' the dream? When you think about your childhood dreams, do you think, "What the &^%* was I thinking?" or "I always knew I would be a ----!" or "I wish I had followed that dream?"
Once I gave up the dream of being a truck driver, I set my sights on being a cast member of SNL. I wanted to be part of anything that could make my parents laugh until they fell on the floor. (Wait, maybe booze were involved?)
My siblings and I had built in material with a mom like this:
I still pretend that I am on SNL...I have friends that some might call "enablers." If "Schweddy Balls" and "Martha Stewart's Dickie" had a baby, it would be this:
Meet me In The Powder Room today and tell me your childhood dreams.