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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Things I Would Rather Hear From My Surgeon Than My Handyman

Today, I am joining forces with Peyton Price, queen of Suburban Haikus to bring you: Things I Would Rather Hear From My Surgeon Than My Handyman. Peyton brought the wit and I brought the horrified. 

Peyton Price is the author of Suburban Haiku; Poetic Dispatches From Behind The Picket Fence. You can find her at Don't bother to knock. She can't hear you over the hammering.
Guess what? You can enter to win a copy of her book by leaving your own wit in the comments! What would you rather hear from your surgeon than your handyman? GO!!


  1. Oh Peyton, honey. Do you need a Kim Hug right about now? Or just some hooch?

    1. Wait. I think we have different definitions of "hooch."

    2. Yes I do, you hoochie mama you.


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